Dear USA,
If you could please start making your dollar worth a little more, it would really help me out.
Yours Sincerely,
Blair
P.S. I don’t care who your president is, I don’t even KNOW who your secretary of defense is anymore, and I never actually found out who won the House after the November elections. Nevertheless, I am still a citizen. I know how competitive you like to be, and the euro is winning. And the pound has lapped you. So please get on the stick.